Turkey-Fucking-Day

The infix.  A superb grammatical tool that only one word in the English utilizes.  An infix is a word thrown into the middle of another word which changes the meaning but only sligtly.  The example above is fuckingl; actually fucking is the only owrd in the Engliah language you can use that ruloe.

Yesterday I drank from 3pm to 11pm.  I'm not sure if I'm still buzzed or becoming hung over.  Regardless I can't sleep.  Haven't for the last hour or so.  I'm so fucking stressed about the turkey.  Wcich brings me back to infix.  I think th eturkey is the infix of Thanksgicing.  It has altered teh meaning so that it is impossible to serparte the two.  The one gives the oterh meaning and vice versa.  People call it Turkey dayt.  That is for a reason, it is because of the prevalence of Turkey on the day.  Hell, Turkeys have cahnged because they were bred for Thasnksgiving with less dark meat and bigger breasts.  Thanksgiving turkeys I'm told can't stand upright b/c of that.  Which is distrubing.

I need to go get fixin's out of my car.  They've been there since last night be/cause there is no room at the inn of my refridgerator.  And it's probably cold enougfhh outside.  Ri-fucking-diculous.  And I need to mop the kitchen floor.  And pick up the house more.  I will be throwing things haphhavardly into my room which is already disasterous.  In-fucking-sane. I think I need an emergencee to re-fucking-hydratemyself.