Saturday, June 28, 2008

bah,

Ladies and gENtlemen, my avid readership. I must do apologize. I had no idea anyone actaulyl read this thing. BUT it hsa come to my attention that people do. And as such, I will endeavor to make my posts more regular (heaven knows I'm drunk enough to post, that is not the dilemna).

Oh, my thoughts whirl about me. Which to pluck, to dissect for thee.

Oh, here's one. You should know... my girlfriend is a psychic. She's told me before and Id di not believe her. She's told me again and I only half believed her. tonight she proved true when she called a gentleman a douch bag. several times I may note btoh to his face and to me and my company. Not but 15 minutes after she left the bar, he (the douche) was foribly removed. With pepperspray! They kicked the rest of us out sortly thereaftere cause the air was unbreathable. but she knows. When all is said an done she knows.

I walked a ways. and no drun kdial was met with answer. For shame. WO (you know who youare) you cahnged your number. I called youer number and a man with a heavy accent answered your phoine. I thought it might be you playing games but he hung up on me. this sucsk. Please altetr this immediately.

at least I didn't have a moth fly in my crotch. Seriously, can I say that. Oh dear. I need to go to bed.

Au ravoire mon amis, au ravoire. Because adieu is goodbye forever. And I will nto ahave it/ Au ravoire.



-Capicornus

Monday, June 23, 2008

Superheros = Bad assssssssssss

drinks consuemed: 4 pabsts

I sense an ongoing theme here.

Why couldn't I be Captain America!? Why couldn't I have a badass superhero name??

How am I supposed to compete now???



fuck yeah.

Friday, June 20, 2008

you dont care about titles anyway

drinsk consumed: 5 pabst blue ribbons; 1/2 of Magnum 40

things in m tytummy: turkewy and chese sammich. thats it.

one hour to go.

dude. remember winamp? how come no ones use s winamp anymore? that shit was fucking KING.

KINFG~

oh no one cares.

what exactky is IN a 40? The bottom of the vbarrel shit? it's terrible.

but so cheap.

Dude! Do they have 40s in Europe? What would do they call them?

oh. 'nother train of thought.

Hoiw do yuo explain a webcam purchase? I mean, i know if i were a claerk id be creeped out. And you can't say it's for work even if it is, because theyd wouldnt believe you.

How come no one is up?

balls.

Monday, June 9, 2008

stalkering? being coo?

what was consumed: 4 pabst blue ribbosn. did i drink this last time? fuck if I remember. It's cheap as hell down here. 12.99 for a 24 pack? come on!

dinner: a submarine sandwich @ approx. 1:00pm PST

my weight: 128 lbs.

time: well, i wanted to get another beer. and then I got distracted. So now, it's actually 9:40pm PST.

I shit you not, ABBA's "Does your mother know" just came on my iTunes. It's a terrible song.

Alright, I'm starting to sound like one of those blogs who goes on and on about qhat they had for breakfast. time to start getting into some serious shit.

I'm 25 yeard old. And I am getting hammered on a Monday. Is this shit normal? Someone please validate me.

question. is looikn g at the same girl's pictures over and over and over again called "stalking" or "crushing"? because at this point i really dont know the different.ce abd U'm scaring the shit out ofmysrlf.


Can I try that again? My. Self. Fuck yeah. Still got it.