A Rare Guest Post

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Blogging Barbie: ;(

So@24: And are you winking and frowning at me??

Blogging Barbie: NO

i menat ;)

sorry

i'm drinking wine

i cooked dinner

Blogging Barbie: DUDE

So@24: DUDE!

Blogging Barbie: can i jus state for the record that sourdough bread and butter with a side of white wine is the BESTEST THING EVER IN THE WORLD

So@24: I dont know about that

Blogging Barbie: FUCK YOU ITS DELISH

and i willl fiiiight you on that

/quote.

So@24: I thought you were calling me "Tits"

and I was like, "Damn Babsy."

Blogging Barbie: TITS

there

did i fulfillll your dream?

So@24: Halfway

Blogging Barbie: TITS MCGEEEEEE

RIGHT. HERE.

oh, dream fulfille

d

dear gd, take away the WONE

WINE*

So@24 HAHAHAHAHAHA

Start a drunk blog entry NOW

Blogging Barbie: fuck. you're prolly dcumenting this shit

So@24: blunkdrogging.blogspot.com

I'll use this convo as a guest entry

Blogging Barbie: OOOH please!

wait can i email you?!

on the use of TEH

when you're drunk

dude

it's SO HARD to write

actualllly

you shoudl just use this convo

Blogging Barbie: not babooo

muahahahhahahahha

YES

also

side note

wait i need to think

OH

side note. back again.

i WILL NOT PASS OUT HALFWAY THRU A SOTRY

BABS does not do thatedness

(as ref'd in one of your recent entries)

hah. f*ing amateurs.

Blogging Barbie: k

LOVE YOU

SEND ME THE LINK IN EMAIL

when YOU POSTTTTTT

HEARTS OUT, BITCH!

zomagod

did i say that

??

xoxox

olympi-mexi-beer

8/18/08 10:30 pm

So I didn't realize it was only 10:30 and I was drunk. Whatever. I drank like 8 Tecates with dinner. AND tomorrow I have teh day of f so fuck you guys. I'm writign this on fucking notepad because bitches are complaingina about a lack of posts. SO SORRY. SOME OF OUR GIRLFRIENDS DON'T HAVE THE INTERNET. Yeah, I know it's like the stone age here. And when I say stone age I actually mean abo0tu 10 years ago. Whatever. The last thing I need is teh internet distracting me at all times.

Besides.
I already hit the end of teh internet.
And came back.
Suck it.

Anywho. I'm watchin g the olympics and getting sitty. Men's Rings is on right now whciu does me well to remind me of mine inadequency. But I also ave callbacks next week. I bet none of those gusy can do Chekov. Sometime the olympics make you realize how amazing the uman body is, sometimes the olympics remind you how impercfect teh human body is, and sometimes it reminds you you are a fat ass.

My head urst from Tecate.

... BTWI haven't updated b/c I was doing a cancer research study where I couldn't drink. That's right, my blogging was being used to fight cancer. So fuck that guiy.

But yea. I should up date more. Typing is gettign very hard. I tink I will clsoe the laptop now.


"adieu, adieu, remember me."

janebejane

hello hello

song stuck in my head while completely drunk off me arse:

Ben Folds 5 "jane be ajne"

so good bitch

soooooo good.

When do girls stop lioiking gutys when they get absolutely hammered. why do people grow up?

NICK!

NCIK!

Alright. ets get fucming serious for just about 5 seconds. I'm not even triying ot b e funny.

How do you have a drunk emoticon 8^0 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

thats a guy puking.

whoo doggy

goodnight everybody!