I'm sitting here with a salami sandwich. My girlfirend is in the next room and I think she's fallen out of love with me.

I'm not sure if I blamne her. I coudl fall out of love with me too.

I needa distarction. Hold on, please.

Have you any idea where I'm going? Cause I could use some direction.

I am a lost soul. It's hard tosrescue sould because they squirm more and they're difficult to hold on to.

I am probably upsettng. To a lot more people than me.

I should quit. All of it. Just up and quit. What a wake of disaster I might leave in my path.

I am the asshole.

I'm going to go brush my teeth. And slipped down to my sleeping clothes. Then?

Then, my firend. I will fall sleep lonely.

And hopefully not wake up hiung over.